#fuck you milton

[james-preble]

me pushing milton grimm down a flight of stairs (james-preble, 2024, pen and paper, took a total of mayybe thirty seconds)

[iattachtooeasilytocartoons]

i loveeeee pickles the bite the juice mmmmm

[featsofdaringdo]

the hits just keep coming....

[fitemilk]

thank fuck my buddy decided to gtfo, he’s in evac zone C and his zone is under manatory evacuation. if C is mandate evac, pinellas county is truly fucked 😭

[bandtrees]

they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Happy pride to Tony Collette and Dr. Man specifically 🌈🫡.

[infamouslydorky]

Fucks me up jobs expect workers to show up despite wild circumstances. I remember at a former job having to traverse sub zero temperatures just to walk to my job because they refused to close the building. I remember having to work front line in covid as an immune compromised individual with no vaccine produced yet and when concerns were expressed, my superiors responded with "when workers get infected, these parts of the building will be closed". God forbid you lose a family member. You're expected to show up anyway.

Today my boss told me to contact an office to confirm if a doctor has his papers in order. I say: they won't pick up, and he asks why, to which I responded: THEY WERE IN DIRECT LINE OF MILTON, YOU KNOW, THE DEVISTATING HURRICANE PART 2?? WHY WOULD THEY PICK UP???

[cometblaster2070]

i think another reason why i REALLY love the eah shannon hale books (aside from how generally amazing they are) is how shannon hale expands more on the royal and rebel problem.

like in the show, we don't really explore the sides of the royals and rebels beyond the usual stance of whether they go against following their stories and support raven, or whether they want to follow their stories and condemn raven for not signing and starting the entire rebel movement.

but in the books i love how shannon hale expands upon the sheer amount of utter classism present in the eah world, and especially present in this school; perfectly encapsulating how those in power are very, very concerned about keeping this brand of classism ongoing, about keeping that divide between the 'Royals' and the 'Commoners' apparent.

just the little details of the royals and the commoners having different seats in the auditorium, with the royals having comfortable padded seats as opposed to the commoners having more uncomfortable and hard chairs, how they both have different common rooms; just the little details in general which highlight how the entire concept of destinies and signing the book and legacies is a system that is established in order to keep this classism going.

the legacy system honestly just breeds more of this classism; it tells the royals they are above the commoners and it tells them about how they deserve the happy endings and the prince charmings and the glittering gold palaces, and it tells the commoners of their place beneath the royals and firmly shows them the differences between themselves and the royals and how the commoners should be happy and complacent with the endings that they get.

overall, it tells both of these groups to simply accept what is being presented to them; presents the narrative that change is unfamiliar and dangerous and bad, and as such, they should never question their system and should instead just be happy with what they get, because, surely, this system is fair, so it just ends up being what they deserve.

hell, even the fact that before raven basically formed the royal/rebel movement, people were simply separated on the basis of being royals and commoners; it could literally not be made more obvious.

anyways, i just love the way shannon hale's books expand on this and i love how you can very clearly see the ignorance present in the eah world and how everyone's worldview is turned on its head because of raven and her actions 10/10.

[lapastelr0sa]

Really not fucking funny to make "Florida being sunken underwater LMAOOOOO" jokes in the middle of a hurricane right now. Especially since marginalized people and incarcerated people can't fucking leave.

[coca-colas-truck-driver]

one of the gayest things in season four has gotta be dean finding out sam is canoodling with ruby and then fucking anna. because why an angel, why in the backseat of the impala, and WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THE SAMULET OFF

[you-need-not-apply]

Talk about the climate crisis like you talk about other major issues. It is equally, if not more, important.

[sotc]

Yesterday my car got towed after we filed for total loss with our insurance from the hurricane. We were emptying out our vehicle of stuff and realized the car was totally fucking dead, all the electronics did fry from water damage. Just like the claims guy said it would (he warned us to just call it a total loss bc at some point it would die on us). So wild that literally a few days prior it was working, we were driving in it and had no idea how dangerous it was nor the extent of the hidden damages. We had mold already underneath the car seats we didn't see! 😩

Honestly really sad to just see it go. It was a milestone car! First one we bought together, soo many roadtrips, our lil tie to when we had our first adventure living in Colorado since we bought it there, and the first car we paid off. Weh.

Sentimental silliness but it is what it is. Now I'm licherally TRAPPED in my house without any vehicle transportation lmao (I should've had renting a vehicle on my damn insurance policy ugh lol) until insurance shit settles and we can go out and get a new car.

[betasuppe]

I swear to fucking god, everyone in Florida's kink is doomsday prepping for hurricanes

[featsofdaringdo]

FUCK YES IT HELD

[jaybirdscoffee]

if i see one more fucking person make a joke about how they hope the south/florida gets left underwater or drowned after hurricane milton i think i will actually explode

[walk-to-gallows]

I've only known Anna for one episode but she is so iconic

Walking into the story like "Hello Sam and Dean, I'm an escaped psychiatric patient and I've heard about you on the angel radio :) They talk about Dean saving them and they think Sam is chopped liver... wait, why are you researching me behind my back?"